Audit my profiles and links across every platform

Check my public presence across these profiles: [links to your Instagram, TikTok, X, YouTube, LinkedIn, website]. For each one verify: the bio says what I actually do now ([current one-liner]), profile photo and handle are consistent with the others, the bio link works, and every link behind my link-in-bio page resolves — click each one. Also check pinned posts aren't stale or pointing at dead pages. Give me a punch list in chat organized by platform: what's broken (dead links, 404s), what's inconsistent (old bios, mismatched handles), and what's missing, each with the exact fix. End with the total issue count so I know how big the cleanup is.